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Check out these pictures of Adriana De Moura before and after plastic surgery. Do you think Adriana De Moura had good or bad cosmetic surgery?

We’ve got an easy one for you all today. There’s no question that this psuedo-celebrity has had a good amount of plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures done to her. Today’s subject is Adriana De Moura, star of The Real Housewives of Miami. The Real Housewives series is pretty much a giant example of everything that’s wrong with our culture (so is this website, so we’re not going to nitpick too much), but if there’s one thing its stars are great at, it’s getting plastic surgery. Despite Miami being the least popular cast, it still boasts people like De Moura, who are flat out superstars when it comes to having work done. The Brazilian born art dealer supposedly has quite the eye for art, but we have quite the eye for plastic surgery, so let’s take a closer look at some recent photos and see what procedures she’s undergone.

First off, let’s just get the easiest one out of the way: those are in no way, shape, or form her real breasts. De Moura has very clearly had a breast augmentation that brought her breasts to the large C-Cup they are today. You can tell by the way her breasts hang (they don’t; they’re just…kind of…there) that they are the work of a plastic surgeon; they’re too perky and rounded (especially at the bottom) to be real. We’re also pretty sure that she’s in her forties, making it even more improbable that her breasts are naturally shaped the way they are.

Next on the list, we’ll travel up her body and take a gander at her face, which looks great…and it should, since it’s probably loaded with Botox. A woman her age usually has a bit more wear on her face; including wrinkles and a little bit of skin lag, but she doesn’t seem to have any. Instead, she has perfectly smooth skin and puffy and perky cheeks. Normally we’d at least try and consider that it’s just the result of a really good make-up job, but she even seems to have perfect skin when she’s out frolicking in the water on the beach. This tells us that she’s had Botox injections to smooth out her wrinkles and keep her face looking full.

Finally, we have a theory that not everyone is going to be on board with: her stomach looks to be the result of liposuction. We’ll admit that it’s possible that she just takes really good care of herself, but it looks more to us like she has some fat sucked out of her tummy. We say this because of how the skin around her stomach looks; it has that stretched and then un-stretched look about it that you see when someone has lipo. Her skin ripples toward the bottom of her stomach and her belly-button looks a little weird; both signs that someone has had stomach work done.

With all of that said, Adraina De Moura still looks wonderful, and we don’t fault her for having any of her work done. Her breasts look a little bit more on the fake side than we normally like to see, but  they still look good, as does the rest of her. She doesn’t look at all overdone, she just looks like any other good-looking woman who’s had plastic surgery.